Dethklok - The Dethalbum DKXX: Dethmastered 2xLP

Limited to 500. The Dethalbum DKXX Dethmastered (Remixed & Remastered): The legendary debut has been dragged back into the studio, dismembered, reconstructed, and upgraded into a weapon of mass auditory destruction.

The riffs are more lethal. The drums hit harder than a Toki Wartooth headbutt. The bass frequencies are now capable of liquefying internal organs previously thought to be immune to liquefaction. Every note has been subjected to a brutal sonic re-forging until it has achieved a level of heaviness that several international governments have classified as a potential war crime.

Because the original wasn't loud enough to cause a measurable disturbance in the Earth's crust.